Instructions for use:
1. The supermarket
check-out person asks if you have a loyalty
card.
2. Hand over your Zombie Card, and say:
"Do you take Zombie Plus?"
3. When they say "no",
you say: "would you like an application
form?"
4. If they buzz the
supervisor or call for security, head for the
exit (employees are trained to be paranoid).
How to get a Zombie card:
We have given away several
thousand Zombie cards. Since we don't
have many left, we now send them only to people
who make a donation (via our Donations
page). When you make a donation you'll
receive an automatic email asking if you want
a Zombie Plus card. If you do, you just
need to send your postal address in response
to the email.
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