Like the government,
we're deeply concerned about the number
of unemployed people sitting around
at home all day doing nothing.
Fortunately, our team of dedicated experts
has come up with a solution, the Scheme
for Full Employment. This will be
sent to government officials and media
outlets. Here are its main findings...
Scheme for Full Employment
Jobless people be employed as security
their own homes.
2. They have
Reduces the number of unemployed.
They no longer
sit around all day doing nothing.
they sit around all day maintaining
security of the premises.
(from wearing nice uniform).
For those who
prefer not to be security guards, we
employment as Home Administrators.
To be funded
by the government (ie public funding).
Why should the government fund it? Well,
the government already spends billions
of pounds of public money funding job
creation eg schemes such as the
New Deal, Regional Selective Assistance
Grants, etc. Why not go a small step
further to fight the evil of unemployment?
And, anyway, would you prefer public
funding of idleness? Surely it's
better to fund respectable jobs.
Frequently Asked Questions
Won't these jobs be totally pointless?
A: Tell that
to the security guards working at your
But there's no market demand for such
Don't you want to see this country
have lower unemployment than France?
But why security guards?
The security sector is growing. Even small
village shops now employ security guards.
Why's that? Has the risk of crime increased?
A: Er... next
it cost too much?
It's a small cost for showing the success
of... er... market reforms in reducing
Shouldn't jobs be provided by the market?
Who cares as long as the press report